Eye-comedic Gifts

"I replaced every window in my house. Then I discovered I had a crack in my glasses."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Giraffe Selfie

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Bubbling

University of Hard Knocks

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

'Yeah, my bad eyesight is probably due to too much reading in the dark...'

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

Boxer with glasses.

"Yeah...it IS kinda like selling guns to crazy people, isn't it...?"

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

Fly Eye Chart

Sports Optometrist and Cyclops.

"Now try it without the binoculars."

The Genius Of Camoflage

'Sorry, I have a picture of a car on the other side.'

Ned Buntz, U.S. Marshall and Frontier Optometrist

Fly at the Optometrist

Climbing Mount Rushmore

"Bad dog."

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

'Just a little off the top. Of my eyebrows.'

The heartache of Sore-Eye-Asis

School for the blind kicks out a mime.

'Who said that Is there someone there'

"Well Mr Sprake - you're definitely colour blind..."

Longsighted man searching for his glasses

"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"

"I'm frustrated that I can never find contact lense cases with three compartments."