Eye Humorist Gifts

Boxer with glasses.

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

"Well Mr Sprake - you're definitely colour blind..."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Large print e-book.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Steak Lovers.

La Tour 2007.

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Bolting your Food.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'You really do need new glasses!'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'