Eye Humorist T-Shirts

Boxer with glasses.

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

"Well Mr Sprake - you're definitely colour blind..."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Large print e-book.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Steak Lovers.

La Tour 2007.

Bolting your Food.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'You really do need new glasses!'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Smartphone reads eye chart

'Thirteen'