Quirky Eyewear Enthusiast Prints

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

Hats and Food

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Hats

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'Look at the ref He's wearing glasses over his contacts,'

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

My mom must need new glasses, too. She's always squinting at dad and saying, 'are you wearing THAT shirt?'