Eye Accessory Aficionado Prints

'Nobody takes me seriously.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Do you like my bling?

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Snake Dress-Up

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

Fruit Bonnet

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

Shoe Whore