Ocular Enthusiast Gifts

'No cheating'

'A Good Job of It!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Hospital Departments

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Musical Eye Test

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Illuminating agricultural production

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Man lighting ceiling candle

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"I spy the weekend!"

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"