Ocular Enthusiast Mugs

'No cheating'

'A Good Job of It!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Hospital Departments

Musical Eye Test

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

You need a new reading light

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Illuminating agricultural production

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Man lighting ceiling candle

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"I spy the weekend!"

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'