Optical Aficionados Gifts

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Hospital Departments

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Sawrd Fighting

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Illuminating agricultural production

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Man lighting ceiling candle

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

'How do these glasses feel?'

"Good . . . no read the next line."

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."