Optical Aficionados Prints

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Hospital Departments

Musical Eye Test

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Sawrd Fighting

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Illuminating agricultural production

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Man lighting ceiling candle

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Good . . . no read the next line."

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

'How do these glasses feel?'