Optometry Aficionado Pillows

Man uses his eye-doctor's chart for a word-search.

Frog Eye Chart.

'How do these glasses feel?'

Analphabet

'So having trouble with your eyes.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

Pirate eye test

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'He's all eyes!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.