Optometry Enthusiasts Pillows

"There's a letter here from your optician, dear."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Hospital Departments

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

Musical Eye Test

"How many letters can you read?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'Nobody noticed my new contact lenses at school today.'

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

Oculist and cat