Optometry Buff Pillows

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Pirate eye test

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Hospital Departments

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

The latest in Eyewear.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'