Glamor Enthusiast Pillows

Stars Without Make-Up.

Diamond outfits

Ladies

Do you think I'm sixty?

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Elton John

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Rita Hayworth caricature

Shirley MacLaine caricature

The Depressing Economic Crisis

'Elton John'

Carole Lombard

'And who are you wearing?'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Monica Bellucci

Liu Wen

Martina Klein

Antonio Banderas

Bar Refaeli

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Liz Hurley

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Joan Collins

David Bowie

Paris Hilton

Still life on Mars.

Ines Sastre

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

'I've received celebrity status!'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Joan Crawford junior