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'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Kate Upton

'I think it's fair to say Hugh Hefner has lowered the bar a little...'

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

Rich Cow: 'David Beckham'

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'I'm going to Mount Jordan.'

Sophia Loren

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Rita Hayworth caricature

Diamond outfits

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Sitting in a tree

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Mantis Love

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Elton John

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Love Birds love just being together

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

JET (Part I)

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Love in Boom

"So what do you do for a living?"

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."