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'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Do you think I'm sixty?

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'I'm going to Mount Jordan.'

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Sitting in a tree

Diamond outfits

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Valentine Day

Mantis Love

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Ladies

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Love Birds love just being together

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

JET (Part I)

You just keep giving.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Love in Boom

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'