Glamour Enthusiasts Pillows

Princess with dark roots showing

Diane Kruger

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Diamond outfits

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Ladies

Do you think I'm sixty?

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Dialogue

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Love Birds love just being together

Elton John

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

You make me want to be a better bum.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Rita Hayworth caricature

Whale Romance

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'And who are you wearing?'

Cupid

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"You complete me, Barbara."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Dreaming of Love

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Woman carrying a love heart

Monica Bellucci