Glamour Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

Marilyn has a Vindaloo

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'The fine art of being famous for being famous...The industry standard is to be the most obnoxious one on a reality show...'

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Two dancers in bejeweled skirt suits

'I've received celebrity status!'

'For the last time, these aren't glamour shots and you're not allowed to choose your own backgrounds!'

"I thought she ran away to join the circus."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"I didn't marry him for his money, but I'll happily divorce him for it."

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

Exotic dancer decides to use the star on her dressing room door.

"I love how there are still these little pockets of the eighties."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Fashion Show Directions

"There's no better high than the high from high fashion."

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Does my butt look big in this little number?"

'Dr. Bluestein, you do wonderful work, now I look completely natural.'

Please don't feed the Supermodels.

"Mrs Hamilton Creighton the third, and gigolo."

Ladies

Joan Crawford junior