Gossip Aficionado Pillows

'I've never heard you say a kind word about anyone, Sylvia...I could listen to you all day.'

'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

White Wine Wisdom

"Hello? Jack Anderson?"

'My wife's always happiest talking to someone fatter than she is.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Apparently he's been dealing in drugs for years"

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

'I've written a kiss-and-tell.'

Bees reading the Buzz and the Bizz.

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

I have some juicy gossip to share with you. I'll text you.

'I didn't know he was a drinker until he arrived home sober one day.'

'I suppose you realize there'll be hell to pay if the tabloids get hold of this!'

'It's another rambling letter from Charlie Sheen.'

Famous Hollywood star lives with wife, drinks in moderation.

'our date left me shattered! Those shocking rumours about him are completely untrue.'

'And the award for 'most sensational celebrity divorce' goes to...'

"A cousin I hadn't heard from in years died."

"My Ex met his new squeeze at a wedding. . .It was our wedding!"

"Look who's a bit wider than they used to be."

"Bill's a weekend nudist?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Watch your mouth!

Locally Sourced Gossip Here

JET (Part I)

Soon To Be Published Pictures Of Yeltsin

In the middle of a shoot-out

"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."

"That's the couple rushing in to fill the void left by the Renfrew's divorce."

"Louise voted for Roosevelt, and now she'e afraid to tell her husband."

Schadenfreude Monthly

"It turns out their pied-a-terre is all they have."