Gossip Fan Pillows

Moderately Quick Sand

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

JET (Part I)

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."