Gossip Enthusiast Pillows

"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'He comes up with a solution to every problem... It's always practical, workable and wrong.'

Sign reads: 'Small town ahead - don't believe a word you heard.'

'I want some information circulated in a hurry, so I told her that it was in the strictest confidence.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'You can trust me on this, because I heard it from a friend of a friend of a Facebook friend.'

"We'd appreciate your signing this agreement to not disclose any gossip overheard from staff during your stay."

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Met my sister for lunch the other day. She's actually beginning to show her age. Of course, not her real age.'

It'll sort itself out...

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Can you keep a secret about yourself.'

Box of powdered gossip, just add water.

'It's been empty for two weeks and no one's noticed.'

"Sport on top, a little politics at the sides and news.. "

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Dog's hairdresser.

'Pfffft! Those are clearly implants!'

"I think the new guy is up to something behind my back."

'So what's trending today Margaret?'

"It's a treat to see you because you treat me the way I want to be treated."

'Can you keep a top secret?'

'No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay.'

"He'll see you now, but I should warn you � he secretly despises you."

'That's about it - I've already told you twice as much as she told me...'

Hello/Hi/G'day Magazine

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

There goes a lady of letters-poison pen mainly.

"His wife wasn't photographed with some Russian dressing, she was photographed with some Russian, dressing."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"Fine, desert me and go back to your computers, but I'm warning you...you blogging is killing good old fashioned water cooler chit chat!"

'It's agreed we start a word-of-mouth campaign with each of our mothers.'