Gossip Enthusiast Gifts

"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'He comes up with a solution to every problem... It's always practical, workable and wrong.'

Sign reads: 'Small town ahead - don't believe a word you heard.'

'I want some information circulated in a hurry, so I told her that it was in the strictest confidence.'

'You can trust me on this, because I heard it from a friend of a friend of a Facebook friend.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"We'd appreciate your signing this agreement to not disclose any gossip overheard from staff during your stay."

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Box of powdered gossip, just add water.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Met my sister for lunch the other day. She's actually beginning to show her age. Of course, not her real age.'

'Can you keep a secret about yourself.'

It'll sort itself out...

"I think the new guy is up to something behind my back."

'It's been empty for two weeks and no one's noticed.'

"He'll see you now, but I should warn you � he secretly despises you."

Dog's hairdresser.

'So what's trending today Margaret?'

There goes a lady of letters-poison pen mainly.

Hello/Hi/G'day Magazine

'Can you keep a top secret?'

'Pfffft! Those are clearly implants!'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

'That's about it - I've already told you twice as much as she told me...'

"It's a treat to see you because you treat me the way I want to be treated."

"Sport on top, a little politics at the sides and news.. "

"His wife wasn't photographed with some Russian dressing, she was photographed with some Russian, dressing."

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

'No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay.'

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'To be honest, Sarah - Your parrot knows more interesting gossip than you do!'

'The cheek of that woman! Saying she's never seen me without a glass in my hand!'

"Fine, desert me and go back to your computers, but I'm warning you...you blogging is killing good old fashioned water cooler chit chat!"