Gossip Enthusiasts Gifts

'It was definitely love at first sight, as soon as I saw him on television being presented with his lottery millions.'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"And so she's all, 'woof'. And I'm like, 'woof?'"

'So anyway, there's lots of men named Robert who have nicknames like Bob, Bert, and even 'Roberta', Verl. . . I'm sure it's a Robert on Jerry's caller ID.'

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

"I envy you...all of us are married to successful, good looking men...how stereotypical! How trivial! Only your guy is an ugly, unimportant bloke...you rebel!"

Shark Gossip.

'Really Julie? Never? Well, that got under the radar!'

'That's about it - I've already told you twice as much as she told me...'

'I've never heard anything so disgusting in all my life. What happened next?'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"Cruz? Why are you calling me Baldo's girlfriend? Is there something I should know?"

'I view Harold as renewable matter slowly dissolving into fossil fuel, rather than a man in the October of his years.'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Of course, he's into really kinky sex!"

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."

'She's so put together!'

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

JET (Part I)

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."