Glow Enthusiast Gifts

'You'll never lose this tie mom and I got you for this Father's Day because it glows in the dark.'

Diamond outfits

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Ladies

Disco Bunny.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Elton John

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

You just keep giving.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Shirley MacLaine caricature

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Monica Bellucci

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Liz Hurley

Illuminating agricultural production

Liu Wen

Bar Refaeli

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Joan Collins

'I've received celebrity status!'

Man lighting ceiling candle

Paris Hilton

Dancing in tailcoats

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"