Glitter Enthusiast Gifts

"Remember - any card that sheds glitter gets quarantined in the garage."

"Wilfred, did you leave the lid off the body glitter?"

No, dear, you didn

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Diamond outfits

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Disco Bunny.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It's more festive-looking!'

Elton John

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"I'm not happy."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

You just keep giving.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Liu Wen

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."