Glitter Lover Gifts

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

King Kongs first christmas

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Cow and Milk

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

How oysters get engaged.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

I love my cape

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Do you like my bling?

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Gold Crisis

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Pick Me Ups.

Dig Site. Frank, I've found some new fossils! They were undercovered next to relics, which indicate there was a society of advanced dinosaurs! Cups and saucers were found with the tea-rex fossils. The rap-tor was next to oversized jewelry. And the bronzesaurus bones were found with a tanning bed! That's incredible, Ernie! Hah! April fools! I guess it's fitting that Ernie get to April Fools day a little ahead of everybody else!

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

All our eternity rings carry a twelve months guarantee.

Martina Klein