Sparkle Lover Gifts

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."

"He took an Alka-Seltzer and now he thinks he’s sparkling."

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling

Two women in jeweled dresses

"I hear she was quite a jewelry collector..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

(Camel paintings)

Beach Barbecue

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

You are my sunshine!

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Catatonic

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Disco Bunny.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Monster Baseball

Desert Dermatologist

'It's more festive-looking!'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Elusive Shadow.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

How oysters get engaged.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

You just keep giving.

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

Let's all be fairies.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.