Sparkle Enthusiasts Gifts

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Disco Bunny.

'It's more festive-looking!'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Sew on a sequin!

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I'm not happy."

You just keep giving.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Let's all be fairies.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Ladies who lunch.

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

Sparklers

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Birth of Darth Vader

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Two women in jeweled dresses

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

Dancing in tailcoats

"You're losing your everything."

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

Merrily covering everything in glitter...