Sparkling Enthusiast Gifts

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Disco Bunny.

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'It's more festive-looking!'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Sew on a sequin!

You just keep giving.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I'm not happy."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Ladies who lunch.

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Birth of Darth Vader

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Sparklers

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"You're losing your everything."

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

Dancing in tailcoats

Two women in jeweled dresses

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'