Sparkling Enthusiast Mugs

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Disco Bunny.

'It's more festive-looking!'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Sew on a sequin!

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

You just keep giving.

"I'm not happy."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Ladies who lunch.

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Sparklers

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Birth of Darth Vader

"You're losing your everything."

Dancing in tailcoats

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

Two women in jeweled dresses

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'