Sparkle Enthusiast Mugs

Sunbathing Trick

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'For goodness sake notice her engagement ring then she'll leave us alone!'

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

'How do you like the ring?' - 'So that's what they do with the bits they cut off real diamonds.'

Office Cleaner.

Why fireworks and fuzzy tails don't mix.

Disco Bunny.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

You just keep giving.

Dancing in tailcoats

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'It's more festive-looking!'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Sew on a sequin!

Cupcakes!

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I'm not happy."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Let's all be fairies.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Ladies who lunch.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Sparklers

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Birth of Darth Vader

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Two women in jeweled dresses