Sparkle Enthusiast Gifts

Sunbathing Trick

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

'For goodness sake notice her engagement ring then she'll leave us alone!'

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

'How do you like the ring?' - 'So that's what they do with the bits they cut off real diamonds.'

Office Cleaner.

Why fireworks and fuzzy tails don't mix.

Disco Bunny.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

You just keep giving.

Dancing in tailcoats

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'It's more festive-looking!'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Sew on a sequin!

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'm not happy."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Cupcakes!

Let's all be fairies.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Ladies who lunch.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

Birth of Darth Vader

Sparklers

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler