Sparkle Lovers Gifts

'It's more festive-looking!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Disco Bunny.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Sew on a sequin!

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I'm not happy."

You just keep giving.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Let's all be fairies.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Ladies who lunch.

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Sparklers

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

Birth of Darth Vader

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Two women in jeweled dresses

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

Dancing in tailcoats

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."