Sparkle Lovers Pillows

'It's more festive-looking!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Disco Bunny.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Sew on a sequin!

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

You just keep giving.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I'm not happy."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Let's all be fairies.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Ladies who lunch.

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Birth of Darth Vader

Sparklers

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

Two women in jeweled dresses

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

Dancing in tailcoats

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"