Sparkle Enthusiasts Pillows

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Disco Bunny.

'It's more festive-looking!'

Sew on a sequin!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'm not happy."

You just keep giving.

Let's all be fairies.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Ladies who lunch.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Sparklers

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Birth of Darth Vader

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"You're losing your everything."

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

Dancing in tailcoats

Two women in jeweled dresses

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."