Sparkle Specialist Pillows

Sew on a sequin!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Disco Bunny.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'It's more festive-looking!'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Car Dentistry.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

You just keep giving.

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

Let's all be fairies.

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

Swimming Champion.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Savoy Dental Salon

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Sparklers

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

Red wine teeth

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.