Spectacle Specialist Pillows

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

"Last week I spent thousands replacing every window in our house...then I discovered a crack in my glasses..."

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'He stopped to clean the bugs off his glasses.'

'The latest trend in Optometry - social networking, Eyebook.'

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

"The moment you walked through that door, I could tell you needed glasses."

Ophthalmologist

"We decided after the fourth pair of glasses that it was time to visit the optometrist."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Felix Mendelssohn

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Sew on a sequin!

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'The spots are much clearer.'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Checking new spectacles.

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."