Glitter Sprinkle Specialist Pillows

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Disco Bunny.

A holiday at home

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Sew on a sequin!

You just keep giving.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Swimming Champion.

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"You're losing your everything."

Dancing in tailcoats

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'