Glitter Sprinkle Specialist Mugs

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

A holiday at home

Disco Bunny.

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Sew on a sequin!

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

You just keep giving.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Swimming Champion.

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"You're losing your everything."

Dancing in tailcoats

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'