Lawn Sprinkle Enthusiast Mugs

'Want to help water the lawn?'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'Distracting the fish.'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Cupcakes!

Beware of the Lawn

Water Slide

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles