Lawn Sprinkle Enthusiast Gifts

'Want to help water the lawn?'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'Distracting the fish.'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'George! This way quick!'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Water Slide

Cupcakes!

Beware of the Lawn

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.