Lawn Care Enthusiast Gifts

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'

'Henry and I are thinking of moving to one of those forests with lawn maintenance.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

'It's the only way I could get him to mow the lawn.'

"You don't want to borrow my lawnmower. He's not real sharp, hard to start, and backfires a lot."

'If you get lost in there , send up one of your distress flares'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Suburban families on lawn.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'It's quite, fuel efficient and easy to start - what more could I want in a riding mower?'

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"Talk about micro-marketing. . ."

Rotary Mower

"I told you it was to wet too cut the grass"

'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Surgeon using hover mower

'You MUST cut the grass when you get out,my hayfever is getting worse.'

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

Mowing Laws

"Genius! Backyard activity on a cruise ship."

In California, a front yard is actually three feet.

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"Dude, I wouldn't worry... Parents just reach that age where they don't care about stuff... I don't think it's, like, genetic or a disease you're gonna catch. It just happens!"

'Going 40 in a 25 MPH zone...'

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

"How about doing something about those roughs in our yard?"

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

November: Your lawn will have stopped growing now.

Pull-Start Lawnmower.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � Riding mower GPS.