Sprinkle Enthusiast Gifts

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Turn, turn and turn.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Disco Bunny.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'By god that man stinks!'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

Cupcakes!

You just keep giving.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"You're losing your everything."

Dancing in tailcoats

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Doug Kenney

I love Sprouts

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Sailor and car

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'