Sprinkle Fanatic Gifts

Cupcakes!

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

The last song before the party exploded.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Disco Bunny.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"That explains all the cavities."

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

You just keep giving.

Champagne Charlie.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Cheerleaders

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Prosecco Drinker

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

"Crayons again?"

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

Dancing in tailcoats

Pearly Queen Gates

"You're losing your everything."

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'