Sprinkle Enthusiast Mugs

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Disco Bunny.

'By god that man stinks!'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

Cupcakes!

You just keep giving.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"You're losing your everything."

Dancing in tailcoats

I love Sprouts

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

Sailor and car

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

Diddly