Sprinkle Aficionado Mugs

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Disco Bunny.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"You call this ice?"

Cupcakes!

Water Slide

You just keep giving.

A stripe of stockbrokers

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Dave :)

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess."

Tepid Beer - Going out of Beer.

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'I can lick any man in the house!'

"You're losing your everything."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Dancing in tailcoats

Cricket ball deliveries

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'Cut me off when I start toasting my authors, bestsellers or not!'

Merrily covering everything in glitter...