Lawn Decor Enthusiast Mugs

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

The Fall of Gnome

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

The Scottish Lawn

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Mower Repair

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

God builds the first lawn mower.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'