Glitter Aficionado Pillows

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Diamond outfits

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Disco Bunny.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Elton John

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

You just keep giving.

Rita Hayworth caricature

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

The Queen

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."