Glitter Aficionado Pillows

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Diamond outfits

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Do you think I'm sixty?

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Disco Bunny.

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

You just keep giving.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

The Queen

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed