Sparkle Specialist Prints

Sew on a sequin!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Disco Bunny.

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Car Dentistry.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

You just keep giving.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

Let's all be fairies.

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

Swimming Champion.

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

Sparklers

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

Red wine teeth

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'