Sparkler Enthusiast Prints

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

'I wish for once you'd just forget about stocking fireworks.'

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

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'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Disco Bunny.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

'It's more festive-looking!'

You just keep giving.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

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'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

Illuminating agricultural production

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

How cartoons are helping the environment.

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Dancing in tailcoats

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"