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"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

'I wish for once you'd just forget about stocking fireworks.'

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

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'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Disco Bunny.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

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You just keep giving.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

Illuminating agricultural production

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

Man lighting ceiling candle

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

Dancing in tailcoats

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

Autumn equinox - plant bulbs for spring equinox

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."