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Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Disco Bunny.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

You just keep giving.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

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Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

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"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

Dancing in tailcoats

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'Environmentalist!'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

Merrily covering everything in glitter...